Thursday, February 9, 2017

Death Panels to Return

While the Democrat (Alt News) plan for Death Panels was once ridiculed, the New Republicans have decided they aren't such a bad idea after all.

"Old Peeps are halfway to dead anyway," said the New Republic Prezident. "This will save billions of dollars on the New Health Care, and will make it way cheaper for younger pretty people. We will all (excepting Old Peeps), see more money flow into our per$onal coffer$.

"I will appoint a few friends of mine to decide all the cases on the New Death Panel, so things will run smoothly."

#NeverFear. #TrustUs. Things are under control.

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