Freeze Congressional and White House Pay During Shutdowns

I can't be the only one who thought of this.

I propose that any time the leaders of the greatest country on earth have an impasse temper tantrum and shut down the government because they can't have their way, they don't get their paychecks as long as the government is shut down, AND NO BACK PAY. And while we're at it, stop their medical coverage. That goes for all congress men and women and White House officials.

Even though they are rich and it's not the same, particularly if they now have to go find and obtain their own health care coverage, that way they might just understand just a smidgeon of normal people's pain and suffering.

Somebody start a petition.

Where's the Itemization for $5 Billion for The Wall?

OK, even the Trumpster on The Apprentice would be smart enough to demand a breakdown of costs from one of his contestants if they insisted they needed $5 billion to build their wall, before he declared them winner.

Where did that figure come from, somebody's butt? I want to see the breakdown of costs. Not to mention, will The Wall really stop illegal immigrants.

Ever heard of tunneling, or flying, or um, just using the normal border crossings?

Oh, That Avenatti

Is this a comedy skit?!

So Stormy Daniels' lawyer Michael Avenatti is arrested on suspicion of domestic violence.

And he's thinking about running for President in 2020. He spoke at some "Democratic Wing Ding."

Sound like he's highly qualified with the latest of his many escapades. Sound like a humdinger of a candidate.

Should the Democrats be worried or rejoice?

Said Trump Never

"How can Hillary run the economy when she can't even send emails without putting entire nation at risk," Trump tweeted in June 2016. A month later, he tweeted this: "The invention of email has proven to be a very bad thing for Crooked Hillary in that it has proven her to be both incompetent and a liar!"

"How can Ivanka run the whatever she runs from the White House when she can't even send emails without putting entire nation at risk," Trump tweeted some day in the future. A month later, he'll tweet this: "The invention of email has proven to be a very bad thing for Crooked Ivanka in that it has proven her to be both incompetent and a liar!"

Khashoggi's Disappearance

#roguekillers mighta done it.
#themartiansdidit
that 400 pound election hacker guy sitting on his bed mighta crafted it.

after all, we should all believe dictators, because they always tell the truth, when they say "I didn't do it."

AND, do ya think being a Washington Post reporter has anything to do with the President siding with Saudi Arabia?

Kinda makes you wonder what would have happened if it had been a Fox News reporter.

#WestTrump2020

The more I think about it, the more I like it!
Kanye and Donald for 2020!
Can you imagine the possibilities!?

#WestTrump2020
#KanyeDonald2020

Hiring a Contract Killer?

Dear Mr Pope,

I hear you saying that having an abortion is like 'hiring a contract killer.'

I reckon that Catholic (and other religious) priest raping children is like being your own contract killer.

Just sayin'.